There are she striped down to her thong eroticism storythousands of people in the world who would love to meet J.K. Rowling, but who will probably never get the chance.

Well, great news -- now you can summon her! And you'll only need five relatively easy-to-access items to do it.

It all started on Thursday morning, when writer Hannah Whitten chipped in to a meme that's been floating round Twitter lately.

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A few hours later, the Harry Potterauthor revealed all.

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Now please excuse us while we go out Terrier shopping.